Eincyclopedia / Rudictionary

Out-of-boredom post.
Hindi pala! Naghahanadang - magpakapatay - dahil - gagawin - na - yung - fil - paper - at - yung - english - para - wala - nang - problema - bukas - sa - pagpunta - sa - mcdo - kasi - hanggang - 7 - yun - at - gabi - na - ako - makakauwi - so - gagawin - na - rin - ngayon - after - fil - na - kailangan - pang - magresearch post rin pala ito.

Napakalakas ng ating kapangyarihan sa ating wika. Banban man tayo sa ibang aspeto, sadyang napaka-creative ng mga Pinoy. Nahalata mo na ba iyon?

Natural ang talento ng mga Pinoy sa paggawa ng mga sarili nilang mga salita, o 'di naman kaya'y iangkop ang mga salitang banyaga sa kanilang kagustuhan.

Naglathala ako ng iba't ibang kantology (salitang kalye) or mga expressions dito. Sariling gawa ko naman ang iba, hihi.

AGAMEMNON [exp.] ah-gah-mehm-NON
Origins: Taken from Agamemnon of the Greek Epic The Odyssey .(correct me if I'm wrong please)
Meaning/Usage:
1. ah, ganun?

ASSAMASSA [n., exp.] ASS-sa-MASS-sa
Origins: The back rows in the classroom of Ma18AB during the first sem. The words "ass," "sama," and another "ass." The last "a" was added to make it a palindrome.
Meaning/Usage:
1. someone with a big behind (ASS - a - MASS - sa)
2. even this dictionary could not provide an ample meaning.

ASSAMASSASSIN [n., exp.] ASS-sa-MASS-SASS-sin
Origins: "Seasonal" assamassa. Was created during the founders of "assamassa" was addicted to Diablo II: LOD.
Meaning/Usage:
same as assamassa

BADS / BADETS / BADETH [n.] BADS, bah-DETS, ba-DETH
Origins: The word "bading."
Meaning/Usage:
1. a homosexual.
2. [v.] to like someone of the same sex, "Nababadets ako sa kanya."

BADINGER - Z [exp.] bah - DING - ger - zee
Origins: Japanese Anime "Mazinger-Z."
Meaning/Usage:
1. baklaaa!

BORYA / DYABONG / EBS / ETCHAS /JEBS / JEBAKS / JEBAKERS / JEBIBAGS
[n.] BOR-ya, DYA-bong, EBS, ET-chass, JEBS, JEH-baks, jeh-BAH-kers, jeh-BI-bags
Origins: Gay Lingo, otherwise unknown.
Meaning/Usage:
1. human solid waste. Shet!
2. [v.] to excrete human solid wastes, or tumae, "Naboborya na ako! Bilisan mo nga umetchas dyan!"
3. [exp.] wala lang, "Ebs ka talaga forever!"

BRAVO! [person, exp.] BRAH-VOE
Origins: "Bravo!" of Prince John in the animated Robin Hood movie.
Meaning/Usage:
1. ~ehem~ Bravo!
2. sarcastic attack, "Ay nadapa ka? Bravo!"

CHIATER [n.] chi-A-ter
Origins: "Cheater" was pronounced per letter syllable possible to the human diction.
Meaning/Usage:
1. mandaraya, cheater

CHIBIUSA [adj.] chi-BYU-sa, male CHIBIUSO
Origins: Sailor Chibi Moon of Japanese Anime "Sailormoon Superstars."
Meaning/Usage:
1. chubby, a little overweight

CHIBIUSADO [adj.] chi-BYU-sah-do
Origins: Chibiusa
Meaning/Usage:
1. bullying/name-calling through the usage of chibiusa. Ie, If I called you chibiusa, then I am chibiusado.

EVIL! [adj., exp.] E-vihl!
Origins: HELL! Nyahaha
Meaning/Usage:
1. someone bad, like ~insert name here~
2. an expression supposedly to harass an evil person by pointing out his/her evilness

FLIFLAFS [n.] FLEE-flahfs
Origins: Flipflops. Duhness.
Meaning/Usage:
1. sosyal na tsinelas

FUGLY [adj.] fug-LEE
Origins: A contraction for "F_ckin Ugly"
Meaning/Usage:
1. sadyang pangit talaga, sobrang pangit, sagad sa pangit

HHWW, PSSP [adj.] H-H-W-W-P-S-S-P
Origins: Some silly abbreviation craze of the past
Meaning/Usage:
1. Holding Hands While Walking, Pa-Swing-Swing Pa

H U H U [exp] H-U-H-U
Origins: Danna Aduna. Do you know her?
Meaning/Usage:
1. the same as "huhu," but only more stupid as the syllables you say doubles.

JIAIRKULS [n.] ji-YAIR-kuls
Origins: A super contraction of "GE Air-Conditioner."
Meaning/Usage:
1. air-conditioning

JIELEKTRIKPAN [n.] ji-eh-lek-TRIK-pan
Origins: Yes, "GE Electric Fan."
Meaning/Usage:
1. electric fan

JOKLA [n., adj.] dyok-LA
see BADS / BADETS / BADETH

KARAG - KARAG [adj.] KAH-rag-KAH-rag
Origins: Karag-karag. Hindi mo alam na this word existed? OMG!
Meaning/Usage:
1. something worn down, as in "Karag-karag na sapatos ko."
2. sobrang bagal, as in slow talaga my god! "Ang karag-karag mo naman kumilos eh!"
3. baduy, cheap, "My god, he's so karag-karag to death! Hihihi!"

MAGALING MAGALING MAGALING! [exp.] ma-GAH-ling-ma-GAH-ling-ma-GAH-ling
Origins: A recent Neozep commercial (yung karag-karag na yaya and anak commercial)
Meaning/Usage:
1. like the second use of Bravo!, a sarcastic salutation: "Nakalimutan mong dalhin? Magaling magaling magaling!"

PIRACY [v.] pai-rah-SEE
Origins: Do I really need to say this?
Meaning/Usage:
1. the act of copying someone's work, not limited to CDs and other AV materials; commonly denotes copying one's assignment

PIRATA / PIRATE [n.] pih-RAH-tah, pai-RAYT
Origins: Mga mandarambong ng karagatan / Pilferers of the Seas
Meaning/Usage:
1. someone committing piracy.
2. a classmate copying your HW.

RPS DEECSYUNARI [special]
Origins: A compilation of baroqueness.
Includes: DEESC, FANKSHUN, GRAP, MINAS, PLAS, AHBER (OVER) [will create a separate post maybe]
In short, every word that comes out from someone. (someone pang/chibuso)

SAMA! [n.,exp.] sah-MA!
Uhm, the same as Evil. Tinatamad na ako eh, haha.

SAYONACHI [v., exp.] sa-yo-na-CHI
Origins: Condensed form of "Sayo na ang tsinelas ko," although should not be taken literally.
Meaning/Usage:
1. to leave, bid goodbye.
2. equivalent to "Ikaw na ang bahala sa atin."

SHET / SYET / SHETAS [n., exp] SHET, si-YET, SHEH-tas
Origins: English slang "Shit." Another duh for you!
Meaning/Usage:
1. human solid waste (although it is uncommon to be used this way)
2. again, wala lang.
3. the ultimate general form of emotion

SHETASSAMASSA [exp.] sheh-tass-sa-mass-SA
Origins: A combination of "Shet" and "Assamassa." Very creative.
Meaning/Usage:
1. and yet AGAIN! wala lang.

SWANGIT [adj.] swa-NGIT
Origins: Super + Pangit. Boy these "Origins" are getting shorter and shorter.
Meaning/Usage:
1. sobrang pangit, as in yung nagsabog si god ng kagandahan eh nasa likod siya ng crowd, at nakafull rain gear pa!
("not an inch of beauty in the body" is better I think..)

TUS [v., exp.] TUS
Origins: Ewan ko. Eto hindi ko talaga alam. Narinig ko lang sa class ko dati sa HS.
Meaning/Usage:
1. to stop
2. to disperse the crowd when the teacher is coming
3. equivalent to "Andiyan na teacher!"

UBER [adj.] OOH-BER
Origins: A bastardization of the word "over."
Meaning/Usage:
1. to exceed expectations, "Uber naman yan si ~ehem~"
2. paano mo ba ginagamit ang over? Hay nako uber ka ha!

ZOOM! [v.] ZOOHM
Origins: Zoom, the onomatopoeia of something rushing really fast
Meaning/Usage:
1. the act of hurrying to your class because you woke up 30 minutes late of your leaving time
"Shet! 7:00 na?! Zoom na 'to!"

So ayan. imbis na nagtype ako ng Fil, ito ginawa ko. Haha!
Sana naman ay may napulot kayong something hindi karag-karag but rather uberly useful.

Sayonatchi!