Wednesday, November 29, 2006

ruderiddle #1

Ahem. Ayan. Sa mga geeky jan.
Nasa 54.1 pa rin ako dahil hindi na ako nakakapaglaro.
Dahil weffriddles undoubtedly destroyed my sweet dreams almost every night,
ito and act of vengeance ko sa lahat.
Nyahahaha!

Ayan na. The rudeness starts after the broken line.
General clue? All parts are connected!
Enjoy!
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PART 1: WITH LOVE

Who are:
- willing to play twaintu while eating kamote?
- well enough to make lipad to the ere?
- wounded by the sword levantine?
WE are.


So, nagets mo na ba ang iyong task?
I don't think so you pimp!
Every try is worth it, luv...
Ewan ko lang if you would feel better
Yung isa ko namang friend e
Instantaneously nagets yung answer while eating
Hash browns na icky at makunat!
Chorva ba at hindi mo magetsh
Ang pattern for the answer?
Actually, walang pattern, Marc!
Tra-lala-lala-lala ang kanta niya while
Riding off in his roller blades!
Talaga? Nakita mo? Sino ang testigo?
Uhm, sa pagkakaalam ko, si Jelson!
Da game, Jelson? Is that true?
Really now! Ikaw ba ay serious?
T*ng ina! Ang sagot ay hindi ko makita!
No no no, cool ka lang kasi eh! And you'll understand
Na ang sagot ay super duper uber simple!
X-rated siguro kaya hindi sumusulpot...
Pati ang sagot hinanap sa ubuntu!
Zweihander is the name, just buzz
Least I can do is give some juice!



PART 2:

Panobakasimeklotpleaseswaytheblackenedpee!



PART 3: NOT MATH PLEASE!

( Alt + 0161 ) - ( Alt + ???? ) = ^_^
abc... + ^_^ = ???...



PART 4: ANO?!

[remember ???...]

cbkvjdf blp evo bi! xfmm epof nz gsjfoe!
bcbohbo ob mboh lvoh hbhbxb qb vmju blp!
up wfsjgz ob ubnb lb, boh gjobm botxfs bz "axfjiboefs"




Congratulations! (this is not a clue!)
- Thomas
- Ding

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Torn (t[=o]rn); p. p. of Tear (t[^a]r), v.

- to seperate by violence
- to pull apart by force
- to sunder
- to separate by violence
- to sunder
- to separate by violence
- to pull apart by force
- to remove by force
- to sunder
- to separate by violence

[exerpts mula kay Best Buy, ang inyong friendly talking size x]

Ang daya. Bakit ako palagi yung nagaganyan?
Ayaw ko na sa mga tao. Well wag naman siguro LAHAT.
Lalo na dun sa mga nanggaganito, sadya o hindi sinasadya.

Kung isa ka sa mga nananadya:
Tama na please. Sobrang insecure na ulit ako after a period of confidence. Dati, nandun lang ako sa malamig na display shelf ng National Bookstore sa Katipunan, until nakita mo ako at binili. I was so proud dahil amidst the pile, pinili mo pa talaga ako eh hindi naman ako yung nasa tuktok. Tama na, ha? Be human, please lang. Ilang beses ko nang nilunok ang pride ko, kung meron man ako. Masakit naman kasing punitin eh, lalo pa kung alam mong may malice. Triple ang pain ko nun no.

Hindi mo ba sinasadya?
Sorry to say this, but manhid ka. Nakakainis. Naiinis ako sa sarili ko kasi wala akong magawa about it. There are a few times na nagkakaroon ng kaunting glimmer of hope, pero it extinguishes right away. Akala mo okay na, hindi pa pala. Well hindi naman kita sinisisi kasi hindi mo nga sinasadya ang pagpunit sa aking white papery surface with purple horizontal lines for your writing aid. Well at least wala na yung painful intentions, but still masakit pa rin. Hindi ka kasi nag-iingat eh. Hindi mo ako iniingatan dahil hindi ako mahalaga para sa iyo, pero mahalaga ka para sa akin.

Naiinis ako sa sarili ko kasi ilang beses na akong nagkaganyan.
Naiinis ako dahil lagi na lang ganyan at wala akong magawa.
I am too afraid to do something to change the way things are.
So please, do something and change it.
Well, hello? Papel lang ako.
Hindi yan para sa akin, pero para yan sayo.

Hindi yan para sa akin, para yan sayo.
Hindi para sa akin, para sayo.
Hindi sa akin, para sayo.
Hindi akin, sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo na.
Sayo na, hindi akin.
Sayo na, hindi para sa akin.
Sayo na lahat, dahil hindi yan para sa akin.
Sayo na lahat, hindi para sa akin.
Sayo lahat, hindi sa akin.
Sayo lahat, hindi akin.
Sayo lahat.
Lahat.
Lahat na.
Lahat ng ginawa.
Lahat ng ginawa ko.
Lahat ng ginawa ko para sayo.
Lahat ng ginawa ko para sayo, tinapon mo.
Lahat ng ginawa ko, tinapon mo.
Ginawa ko, tinapon mo.
Ako, tinapon mo.

Sana, tinapon mo na lang ako at hindi na pinunit-punit pa. Maaari pa akong ma-recycle kung ganun.
Maaari pa sana akong maging paper airplane na lilipad sa himpapawid.
Well, sana lang yun eh.
Hanggang sana na lang ang lahat.
It's written all over me.
I'm still Best Buy, your friendly talking size x kahit anong mangyari.




Kainis yung couple sa Timezone kanina. Sinira ang emo moment ko.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Walang tubig!

One day you recieve a memo from somewhere na mawawalan ng tubig in your area for just one day. But stupid complications arise, low water levels, weak water pressure, thus extending your waterless agony for THREE DAYS.

Here are a few tips kung paano manatiling kaaya-aya ang iyong surroundings:

1. Pagkatanggap ng memo, MAG-IPON na ng tubig sa mga container. Kung wala kayong container, uhm.. be creative! Mga bote, lata ng sardinas, baso mo, baso niya, tabo, lababong nakaplug ang drain, bathtub etc. Kung wala talaga, well too bad.

2. So ayan, may nakaimbak na kayong malinis na tubig. Gagamitin niyo lang yan sa paghuhugas ng plato, pangligo, pangsipilyo and stuff. Yung mga OBVIOUS uses for clean water naman. Unless kaya mong maligo sa pinaghugasan ng pinggan, then go..

3. Dahil walang tubig, huwag maglaba. DUH.

4. Huwag rin magdidilig. Ang ipangdilig niyo eh yung pinaghugasan ng bigas. Kung marami kayong plants, maghugas kayo ng maraming bigas. Simple.

5. Use the toilet for anus-related purposes only. Yung pangbuhos, well, used recycled water.

6. ANO ANG RECYCLED WATER?! [panics] Yung pinaghugasan ng plato, yung dinura mo nung nagtoothbrush ka, yung pinangligo mo kanina.. Oo nga pala, maligo ka sa planggana para masahod yung pinagliguan mo. Pangbuhos rin yan kapag nangailangan ang rectum mo no.

7. So bawal umihi sa toilet, saan pwede? Kung babae ka, sa drain ng shower. Well sorry, walang tubig eh! Isang tabong recycled water lang, good to go na yan! Kung lalaki ka naman, kahit saan, wag lang sa toilet. Bawal nga gamitin eh ano ba?!

8. Don't sweat! Reserve the water sa mga event na may lakad ka at kailangan talaga maligo. Unless pwede ipangligo ang pawis mo, eh di go! Hihingi pa nga ako niyan eh. Onga pala, makuntento for the meanwhile sa "punas-on-the-go!"

9. Kapag umulan, drop everything and rush to your banyos! Kailangan ang mga timba para isahod sa ulan. Well, water is water at times of desperation, you know?

10. Maging alcoholic for the mean time. Alcohol as in yung disinfectant ha.

11.
Kapag nagtagal ang water shortage, sue your local government. Magwelga sa harap ng mga tanggapan at magdasal na sana bombahin kayo ng fire brigade ng tubig. Instant ligo!

12.
O kaya, magswimming ka. Malas mo na lang kung maabutan mong brown ang tubig dahil nagswimming rin yung iba.

Always remember to make tipid the water ha!
Enjoy!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

color every magic moments

Ang daming firsts na nangyari today.

First time kong magpunta sa Greenhills by commute.

Sabay-sabay din kami nag-commute ng pamilya ko..
Grabe. Hindi ko madescribe yung feeling eh. Parang finally we are all together tapos parang peste naman na sira yung car... Parang dapat nauna na ako eh pero grateful ako in some way na traffic kasi matagal yung trip with them..

Tapos naglagad kami ng kuya ko while talking abt banking stuff nung magwiwithraw siya ng pera.. Wala lang tapos nagrereklamo siya na gusto na niyang umiwi tapos parang sabi ko sa sarili ko e di umuwi ka na and on the other hand naiintindihan ko yung situation niya kasi pagod na siya and stuffs..

Tapos first time ko din na mag non-Nokia phone.. But hindi yan importante.

At after a long, long time, first time ko rin magdasal na "Lord, sana makauwi kami safely home."


Well, sabi nga ng CARONIA NAIL POLISH,

"color every magic moments"

Friday, November 24, 2006

*snap

"Hindi ko makakalimutan si *name* as of now dahil sa/kay *reason*."

RULE: First thing that comes to your utanikins.
Kaya nga *snap eh.
Otei?

Danna: Charlie the Skeleton
Mika: Coke tansan earrings
Yanyan: Bryan Fury
Meklot: olympic D I V E and 10-min handshake
Sherlyn: buhok niya.
RB: Destiny Archon
Raf: tong-its.
Raisa: nakalimutan ko. haha
Alvin: Wim.. [wag na. baka offensive.]
Nelvin: LAHAT!
Gillian: fyuken memorais the churems..
Thomas: 5-min handshake na na-beat agad
Janjan: juicyness.
John: TAMPONS
Golla: P3 na ginastos ko sa txt dahil tamad pumasok
Ding: HAA-DOG SANWEECH!
Andrea: licorice
Wil: mock ACM
Liban: Jackie. *smile*
Brian: putahng gai-na mow
Kim: infirmary, tylenol, nilalagnat
Matt: mahaba... ang alin?!
Clang: sabay-sabay pumapasok sa English
EJ: color every magic moments
Amboy: uncle
Honey: The NInJa Son
Wimbie: lumipat sya nung math
Ram: :D

Tribute to DrumMania

Isang araw daw nabuhay yung DM10th Mix Machine sa Gateway habang hinahampas ko ang pads at tinatadjakan ang bass.

DM: Love ko!
Me: Aah my love! I have waited for so long for this moment to arrive...
DM: Ako rin my darling...
Me: Alam kong you are the one for me.. You have always been by my side when I was so down and broken..
DM: Ikaw rin my love.. Ikaw ang nagrereport sa Timezone staff kapag my bass pedal was disfunctional and my pads were numb.. Oh my dearest love!
Me: DrumMania 10th Mix...
DM: Zweihander...
Me: DrumMania 10th Mix...
DM: Zweihander...
Me: DrumMania..
DM: Zweihander...
Me: oh DrumMania..
DM: Zweihander..

Tapos biglang lalaki pala yung DM machine o..
uhm..



ANYWAY, nuff wid that haha
dahil tribute ko ito sa aking beloved arcade game. ang
DrumMania
bawal yan! Eto na lang ang pwede:

STARTED SINCE: January 20, 2006
FIRST PLAYED AT: TimeZone in Greenbelt
FIRST SONG PLAYED: Hanabi -- Basic 12, manual
FIRST GRADE: unbelievably, A
FIRST FAILING SONG: Sobakasu -- Basic 15, manual
FIRST FULL COMBO and GRADE: MONSTER TREE -- Basic 16, manual: S
HIGHEST GRADE and WHICH SONG: SS: Hanabi -- Advance 20
FAVORITE SONG (as of now): Tentai Kansoku by BUMP OF CHICKEN
HIGHEST LVL SONG, MANUAL: MONSTER TREE -- Extreme 59: B
MOST PLAYED SONG: MONSTER TREE -- Extreme 59, auto bass: S
FIRST SONG PLAYED IN DARK MODE: Libra -- Extreme 43, auto bass: S
FIRST SONG PLAYED IN 5x+ SPEED: MONSTER TREE -- Extreme 59, auto bass: S
FIRST LVL 60+ SONG: Luvly, Merry Go Round -- Extreme 60: B
HIGHEST LVL OF A COMPLETED SONG: 67 (Tamayura -- Advance)
PLAYING SPEED: 4x
CROSS-HANDING: yes

SONG LIST:
12 20 37 Hanabi

12 21 43
Tentai Kansoku

15 26 40 Sobakasu
16 28 59 MONSTER TREE
17 28 40 Honjitsu wa Seitan Nari
17 28 40
Taisetsu na Mono
17 28 45 Yakeno ga Hara
18 23 43
Libra

19 41 60 Luvly, Merry Go Round
27
50 82
TOCCATA
30 52 62 Dragon Blade
22 58 74 ROLLING1000tOOn
30 67 98 Tamayura

DM CAST OF CHARACTERS:
- RJ aka BIGOTE: This guy is so great. Siya ang idol ko sa DM. Promise!
- Nurse girl: Nakasalamin siya at isang Nursing student. Often andun kapag nagpupunta ako T-TH. Idol.
- Fat nurse girl: Uhm.. nakasalamin din pero chubbier? Ewan. Naglalaro dati ng PM5th Mix sa ibabang TimeZone. Idol rin. Borrowed my sticks once.
- Fat Miriam girl: taga-MC. Hilig nya ang Agnus Dei. Sinabi niyang sira ang Bass.
- Feeler nurse boy: Feeling. Fails Sailing Day and mashes the bass in doing so.
- Nurse boy w/ GF: Sila ang idol ko dati nung nagsisimula pa lang ako. Hindi ko na sila nakikita, at idol ko na si Bigote eh.
- S: S for skwater. Magaling, pero nakakainis dahil naghihintay ng manonood for him to show off. It ticks me off. Another thing, mukha talaga siyang S.
- Bob: Isa pa 'to. MAYABANG! At habang naglalaro, tumatalbog talbog, hence the name. Nakakawalang gana maglaro when he's around.
- Patrick: Henchmen ni (Sponge)Bob. Gets ba bakit Patrick? Ewan lang, parang tahimik ata siya.
- Squidwort: Yet another goon of Bob.

Ano kaya ang tawag sakin ng mga taong ito?

PEOPLE INFLUENCED BY DM:
- EJ
- EJ
- EJ
haha joke!

PEOPLE WHO TRIED DM:
- Ian, Nelvin, Riel, Punch, Lucky, Chico, Meklot, Liban, Kim.



Kaya..
Swipe ka na!

TimeZone Arena - Gateway
P20 / P18 VIP
4 songs

Fwd Msg # 1

Na touch ako dito sobra.
At napaisip rin.

MESSAGE DETAILS:
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Subject: wt if 1 day ml...
Time: 6:29 am
Type: Text Message


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"wer na u?
D2 na
me!"








luvyah 'te tin.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Memories

The Memory Blueprint Theory ng mga brain cells that contain the thing called "memories":

1. Experience something.

2. Loads of electrical impulses from your senses fire and send signals to your brain.

3. Your brain receives these signals and analyzes the situation.

4. After processing, the brain sends signals back to the needed neutrons and other parts of the body to makethe neded reaction to stimulus/stimuli.

5. So where do memories come in?

Hmm.. Memories DNE?
What are memories?


Ewan ko talaga.
I think memories SUCK. Well maybe not all of it naman.
Bakit?
Ewan.
Sino ba kasing may sabi na you will learn from these things?
Ewan.
Kakaunti lang ang mga memories ko na sobrang "I will treasure for life."
Are you a part of it?
Ewan.
Bitter lang kasi ako dahil nga... I can't get over some events sa buhay ko na sobrang
pinatulan
pinagsisihan
pinagsabihan
pinagselosan
pinag-isipan
iniyakan
kinagalitan
and the list goes on...

Does it make sense at all?
Ewan.
What does make sense?
Ewan.
As I grow older parang I feel so..
Ewan.
Things are so hard to explain..

Nakakainis eh. Sobrang naiinis ako sa sarili ko dahil parang ewan na ako na sobrang umaasa pa rin ako na...
Ewan.
Sometimes people never learn talaga.
Parang calculus, derivatives, limits...
Dyahe wala pang 9th Ed nung book ni Barnett et al. na ewan ko ang price.
Ewan.

Ano sabi mo?
EWAN?!

Well, try dying once. Or twice. Maybe even thrice.
No no, what I meant was..
Ewan.
And I meant what I said!

Baka malaman mo kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng salitang
EWAN.

Ashita wa kyou onaji mirai...
Just take it all in..
Parang isang masarap na salita na may 4 na titik: 2 katinig at 2 patinig, at may 2 malulutong na pantig

EWAN.