ruderiddle #1

Ahem. Ayan. Sa mga geeky jan.
Nasa 54.1 pa rin ako dahil hindi na ako nakakapaglaro.
Dahil weffriddles undoubtedly destroyed my sweet dreams almost every night,
ito and act of vengeance ko sa lahat.
Nyahahaha!

Ayan na. The rudeness starts after the broken line.
General clue? All parts are connected!
Enjoy!
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PART 1: WITH LOVE

Who are:
- willing to play twaintu while eating kamote?
- well enough to make lipad to the ere?
- wounded by the sword levantine?
WE are.


So, nagets mo na ba ang iyong task?
I don't think so you pimp!
Every try is worth it, luv...
Ewan ko lang if you would feel better
Yung isa ko namang friend e
Instantaneously nagets yung answer while eating
Hash browns na icky at makunat!
Chorva ba at hindi mo magetsh
Ang pattern for the answer?
Actually, walang pattern, Marc!
Tra-lala-lala-lala ang kanta niya while
Riding off in his roller blades!
Talaga? Nakita mo? Sino ang testigo?
Uhm, sa pagkakaalam ko, si Jelson!
Da game, Jelson? Is that true?
Really now! Ikaw ba ay serious?
T*ng ina! Ang sagot ay hindi ko makita!
No no no, cool ka lang kasi eh! And you'll understand
Na ang sagot ay super duper uber simple!
X-rated siguro kaya hindi sumusulpot...
Pati ang sagot hinanap sa ubuntu!
Zweihander is the name, just buzz
Least I can do is give some juice!



PART 2:

Panobakasimeklotpleaseswaytheblackenedpee!



PART 3: NOT MATH PLEASE!

( Alt + 0161 ) - ( Alt + ???? ) = ^_^
abc... + ^_^ = ???...



PART 4: ANO?!

[remember ???...]

cbkvjdf blp evo bi! xfmm epof nz gsjfoe!
bcbohbo ob mboh lvoh hbhbxb qb vmju blp!
up wfsjgz ob ubnb lb, boh gjobm botxfs bz "axfjiboefs"




Congratulations! (this is not a clue!)
- Thomas
- Ding