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Showing posts with label Dahil Bored Ako. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

9999

Wala lang.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

16 Factor Test Results

Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results
Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Intellect ||||||||||||||| 42%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 42%
Aggressiveness ||||||||| 26%
Liveliness |||||||||||| 38%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||| 46%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Introversion |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Tension ||||||||||||||| 46%
Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
personality tests by similarminds.com



Wednesday, April 22, 2009

41 Questions

Stolen from Jay. (Trend na talaga ang nakawan these days)


Your personality type:


Quietly forceful, original and sensitive. Tend to stick to things until they are done. Extremely intuitive about people and concerned for their feelings. Well-developed value systems which they strictly adhere to. Well-respected for their perserverence in doing the right thing. Likely to be individualistic, rather than leading or following.


Careers that could fit you include:

Counselors, clergy, missionaries, teachers, medical doctors, dentists, chiropractors, psychologists, psychiatrists, writers, musicians, artists, psychics, photographers, child care workers, education consultants, librarians, marketeers, scientists, social workers.



Inggit? Take it here.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

mspaint


Dahil tinatamad akong magbasa ng Ph102 reading tungkol sa freedom, sinubukan ko na lang iguhit ang aking mukha sa paint. Hindi ko masyadong kamukha, pero ayos na rin naman kasi mukha namang tao.

Friday, December 5, 2008

How Friendly Are You?



Your Friendliness Score is 63 (Friendly)



No doubt about it, you are a good friend and a friend to many.

You're one of the first people your friends call when they have news.

You are quite popular, and your circle of friends is always growing.

And while you are always making new friends, you are careful not to leave your old friends behind.

While you are a great friend, you're not perfect. Sometimes you slip a little.

Make sure to listen to your friends and make time for them. Occasionally they feel a little neglected.

Are You Closer to Your Friends or Your Family?




You Are Much Closer to Your Friends



Your friends are so great, it's hard not to be the closest to them.

As for your family, your relationship with them is probably a bit strained.

It's okay though. While you can't pick your family, you can pick your friends.

And you've picked some amazing friends who count as family to you.

What Kind of Friend are You?




You Are A Loyal Sidekick



You aren't the most visible one in your group, but that's okay.

You're always up for a good time or conversation.

And you stick with your friends no matter what. You're unbelievably loyal.

You may feel under appreciated - but it only seems that way! Your friends would be lost without you.

What Makes You a Good Friend?




You Are a Good Friend Because You're Supportive



You are almost like a life coach for your best friends.

You give them help when they need it... but you also know when to give them a push.

People tend to rely on you for moral support and advice.

You've probably always been mature for your age, so this is a role that's you're comfortable with.

A friend like you is one of the rarest kinds.

You are both a good mentor and companion.

Your friends need you most when: They are confused or worried

You really can't be friends with: Someone who only wants to complain

Your friendship quote: "The only way to have a friend is to be one."

Monday, November 17, 2008

Status: 6666 EXP



Naaliw lang ako dito.
Haha.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Handwriting Test

Rudolf is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes.


Rudolf will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Rudolf an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other.

When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Rudolf is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story.

Rudolf is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.
People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Rudolf doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.
Rudolf is secretive. He has secrets which he does not wish to share with others. He intentionally conceals things about himself. He has a private side that he intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in his past.In reference to Rudolf's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Rudolf slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project.

He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Rudolf can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.Rudolf is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Rudolf basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.

Rudolf is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.
Rudolf has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.

Take the test here.


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Daydreamer

NBPC - The Daydreamer

Nature, Background, Big Picture, and Color

You perceive the world with particular attention to nature. You focus on the hidden treasures of life (the background) and how that fits into the larger picture. You are also particularly drawn towards the colors around you. Because of the value you place on nature, you tend to find comfort in more subdued settings and find energy in solitude. You like to ponder ideas and imagine the many possibilities of your life without worrying about the details or specifics. You are in tune with all that is around you and understand your life as part of a larger whole. You are a down-to-earth person who enjoys going with the flow.

The Knight's City Guard

Only 10-13% of the population score this.

The Knight’s City Guard is characterized by the desire to serve others in times of need. Sometimes this drive is so powerful that the standard ‘give-and-take’ is unsatisfying. They are bound very much to social convention and don’t like to include moral or political controversy. The City Guard is often forgotten because they are so reliable. They are loyal and great producers of quality – which end up allowing others to take for granted what the City Guard gives. They are hurt by being treated as a doormat but are unwilling to toot their own horn about accomplishments. This is due to that it feels somewhat wrong to want a reward for doing work which is a virtue in itself.

The City Guard can be overworked and suffer from self inflicted headaches. They are methodical workers with good memories and analytical abilities. They are great in small groups because of their patience. They make pleasant co-workers and better employees. They tend to feel a bit harried by supervisory roles. They form strong loyalties of a personal nature. This is opposed to institutional loyalty. If someone leaves the company that’s close to this type – they may leave as well. They are perfect as teachers, administrators, clerics and fit right in amongst nursing or medical careers.

The Knight’s City guard is concerned with harmony and traditional behavior. They have a few close friends and are extremely loyal. Don’t confront them, they hate that. Also if the Knight’s City Guard is moody – it could be because they haven’t shared something of importance. Most friends of the City Guard feel ashamed later when finding out why the Guard refused to share the source of their trouble. This ‘Pawn’ is wonderful because they are the diplomat of emotions and needs. They are society’s most constructive and protective member.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

What Your Name Means

You entered: Rodolfo Celestino Nokom

There are 21 letters in your name.
Those 21 letters total to 102
There are 9 vowels and 12 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:
Spanish - Male - Spanish form of Rudolph 'famous wolf'.

Your number is: 3

The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.

The expression or destiny for #3:
An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.

The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.

Your Soul Urge number is: 1

A Soul Urge number of 1 means:
Your Soul Urge is the number 1. With a Soul Urge number of 1, you want to lead and direct, to work independent of supervision, by yourself or with subordinates. You take pride in your abilities and want to be recognized for them. You may seek opportunities to display your strength and usefulness, wanting to create and originate. In your desire to manage the big picture and the main issues, you may often leave the details to others.

The positive 1 Soul Urge is Ambitious and determined, a leader seeking opportunities. There is a great deal of honesty and loyalty in this character. If you possess positive 1 Soul Urge qualities, you are very attainment oriented and driven to success. You are a loyal friend and strictly fair in your business dealings.

The negative side of the 1 Soul Urge must be avoided. A negative 1 is apt to dominate situations and people; the home, the spouse, the family and the business. Emotions aren't strong in this nature. If you possess an excess of 1 energy, you may, at times, be boastful and egotistic. You must avoid being too critical and impatient of trifles. The great need of the 1 Soul Urge is the development of friendliness, and a sincere interest in people.

Your Inner Dream number is: 11

An Inner Dream number of 11 means:
You dream of casting the light of illumination; of being the true idealist. You secretly believe there is more to life than we can know or prove, and you would like to be provider of the 'word' from on high.



Well, I don't know.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Sensitive Doer

My personality type: the sensitive doer

Sensitive Doer (SD)
Sensitive Doers are gentle, modest and reserved persons. They cope well with everyday life and like their privacy. With their quiet, optimistic nature, they are also good, sought-after listeners and other people feel well in their company. All in all, this type is the most likeable and friendliest of all personality types. Tolerance and heir regard for others distinguish their personality. They are very caring, generous and always willing to help. They are open to and interested in everything that is new or unknown to them. However, if their inner value system or their sense of justice is hurt, Sensitive Doers can suddenly and surprisingly become forceful and assertive.

Sensitive Doers enjoy the comforts life offers to the full. They are very happy in everyday life. Sensitive Doers are often gifted artists or very good craftsmen. Creativity, imagination and an especially keen perception are just a few of their strong points. Sensitive Doers are very presence-oriented; long-term planning and preparations do not appeal to them. They take life as it comes and react flexibly to daily demands. They do not like too much routine and predictability. Their talents come more to the fore when work processes are variable and there are not so many rules. Sensitive Doers like to work alone; if they are part of a team, they do not get involved in competitive or power games and prefer living and working together harmoniously and openly.

Sensitive Doers are completely satisfied with a small, close circle of friends as their need for social contacts is not very marked. Here, too, they avoid conflicts - quarrels and disputes put considerable strain on them. Sensitive Doers are often very fond of animals and are very good with small children. As partner, this type is loyal and reliable and is willing to invest a lot in a relationship. Mutual respect and tolerance are very important to Sensitive Doers. Their love of pleasure makes them a pleasant companion with whom one can experience intensive moments. They like to look after their partner with attentiveness and small gifts and are very sensitive to the partner’s needs - often more than to their own. However, should they meet the wrong person, they run the risk of being taken advantage of. They are then deeply disappointed.

Adjectives which describe your type
introverted, practical, emotional, spontaneous, sensitive, peace-loving, reserved, gentle, good-natured, independent, empathetic, friendly, playful, carefree, sympathetic, relaxed, quiet, modest, pleasure-loving, loyal, obliging, caring, helpful, optimistic

These subjects could interest you
art, music, craftwork, garden work, animals, nature, literature, drawing/painting, astrology, spiritual things, meditation, music, handicrafts, writing

From Mika's Multiply.

Monday, June 30, 2008

The Balance Between Two Forces


You are The Lovers

Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse.

The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made.


Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the difficulties, without it you will never be complete.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

Final Fantasy Character Test

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Mga Tanong, mga Sagot (Q&A kung Sosyal Ka)

Katatapos lamang ng Ps140 class ko. Gutom na ako kaya't nagpunta kami sa caf upang kumain. Umakyat ako sa caf up upang bumili ng aking pangkaraniwang kunin-mo-ang-iyong-buhay (take-your-life) barbeque, isa sa mga core components ng aking Tuesday-Thursday nagtitipid-kasi-ako meal. To my horror, wala silang barbeque, at noong tinanong ko sina ate kung magkakaroon ba sila anytime later, bigla niya akong tinapunan ng isang barrage of questions na hindi ko alam kung saan ba nanggaling.

Q: Hi.
A: Hello?

Q: Spell "FUSCHIA"
A: Um.. F-U-C-H.. Ay parang mali. F-U-S-H-I-A hindi hindi! P-I-N-K. Yun.

Q: Anong araw ngayon? Anong date? May date ka ba?
A: Thursday ngayon, February 21, 2008. Wala. Hindi kita type, if ever.

Q: Anong course mo?
A: BS Computer Science.

Q: How will you program the relation of the colors fuschia, pink, emerald, royal blue, asparagus green, canary yellow, and periwinkle to the current ZTE Scandal?
A: They should all go busy themselves with coloring books. I will program a coloring book that will make them all shut up.

Q: Impressive. Sino ang ika-5 presidente ng Tajikistan?
A: Si Tajiri? Ewan ko ate, babai.

Matapos maweirduhan kay ate All-About-Q's, sinabi ko sa sarili ko na siomai rice na lang ang kakainin ko. Siguro naman, mas matino si ate dahil puro steam lang ang nalalanghap niya, hindi katulad ni ate sa itaas na malamang na-lead poisoning na or whatever. Ngunit to my disbelief, nagsimula rin ang weird, weird, weirdness ni ate.

Q: なにをたべますか?
A: えええー? ショマイライセです。

Q: OKAY, whatever. Who do you consider as friends?
A: My friends?

Q: Describe them please. Use vivid adjectives and engaging verbs, if possible. Oh yes, please do not exceed 10 pages, use Garamond font size 12, double spaced, 1" margin on all sides.
A: They are my friends. They are human, and are from Block N.

Q: So kumusta ka naman? Mabuti na ba ang iyong pakiramdam?
A: Okay naman. Um, hindi naman ako nagkasakit ah.

Q: Hindi. I mean yung nasa loob mo. Kamusta na ang iyong feelings?
A: If you want feelings, bumili ka sa Waffle Time! Bumili ka ng Vavarian Feeling!

Ano ba yun? Stalkress? Or pakialamera? Or simpleng concerned lamang? Well, at least naman, ibinigay niya muna sa akin yung siomai rice ko bago niya ako ininterrogate. Kahit ayaw ko nang bumili dahil baka tanungin na naman ako ng kung anu-ano, nagpunta pa rin ako kay kuya upang bumili ng extra half rice. Hay salamat naman, hindi niya ako finireak out. Nginitian niya lamang ako ng malaswa. Hinubaran niya ako gamit ang kanyang mga matang malagkit ang tingin sa akin. Buti na lamang, hindi niya ako nahubaran ng todo, kung hindi, iskandalo yun.

Pauwi, nakatiyempo agad ako ng jeep na San Mateo-Maly ang ruta. Nagbayad ako.

Q: Saan 'to?
A: Sa Filinvest I po. Studyante.

Q: San ka nag-aaral?
A: Ha? Ako? Sa UP. [hmp, pakialamero]

Q: Kumusta na mga kaibigan mo?
A: Ano po?

Q: Kumusta na pakikitungo mo sa kanila?
A: Ha?

Q: Kumusta naman ang pakikitungo nila sa iyo?
A: Ayos naman.

Q: Eh yung isa?
A: Sino? Siya? Oo, hindi pa po siya nagbabayad.

Q: Kaibigan mo ba siya?
A: Hindi ko nga siya kilala eh. [putangna mo pakialamero!]

Q: Hindi. Kaibigan mo pa ba siya miski "bahala ka, Rudolf"?
A: SA KANTO LANG PO! PUTANGNA MO!






Nakita ko sa jeep: "DESTINY is a MATTER of CHOICE"
At isang vandal sa may Katipunan: beLIEve




Lahat ng tanong, may sagot. Lahat ng tanong, may sagot na maaaring alam mo na. Lahat ng tanong, may sagot na maaaring alam mo na at ayaw mo lang tanggapin. Lahat ng tanong, may sagot na maaaring alam mo na at ayaw mo lang tanggapin dahil natatakot kang masaktan. Lahat ng tanong, may sagot na maaaring alam mo na at ayaw mo lang tanggapin dahil natatakot kang masaktan dahil paulit-ulit ka nang nasasaktan. Lahat ng tanong, may sagot na maaaring alam mo na at ayaw mo lang tanggapin dahil natatakot kang masaktan dahil paulit-ulit ka nang nasasaktan dahil na rin sa sarili mong kagagawan.


Lahat ng tanong, may sagot.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Aura, A Part of Myself That No One Sees

Your Aura is Yellow

You're a deeply happy and content person, and you enjoy sharing your cheer with others.
While you may seem like a simple optimist, there is a lot of thinking going on inside you.

The purpose of your life: bringing joy and a better life to others

Famous yellows include: Conan O'Brien, Jenny Mccarthy, Jim Carrey

Careers for you to try: Athlete, Actor, Yoga Instructor


The Part of You That No One Sees

You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.

Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you use to push people away.
Wow. Favorite color ko ang yellow. Pero an actor?! Come on. Wala bang game programmer sa choices? And I think these two don't match, kaya nagpakachiater ako at inulit ang ikalawang quiz:


The Part of You That No One Sees

You are balanced, peaceful, and sincere.
You're the type of person who goes along to get along.
And you're definitely afraid of rocking the boat.

Underneath it all, you fear your world falling apart.
You'll put up with a situation that you don't like in fear of changing it.
Disruptive and forceful people intimidate you - and sometimes exploit you.


Ano ba.


Nahugot ang quizzes na ito habang nagbabasa ng blog ni Melody Kay, na destined daw to struggle with her weight. Ako rin daw, pero I'm 60 lbs. underweight.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

PUTANGINA System

Nadiscover ko ang Personal UTilities ANd Generally INtrinsic Apparatuses, or ang PUTANGINA System habang ako ay naglalakad kanina na masayang kumakain ng P5.00 worth of spanish bread. Malamang, kasama na rin ito ng mahigit na isang buwan ng alam-mo-na-kung-ano-iyon.

Sa aking theory inspired by the cheapness of the spanish bread, ang PUTANGINA System ay inherent sa bawat isa sa atin. Iba-iba lamang ang capacities at limitations ng bawat utility o apparatus na kasama sa nasabing system sa bawat tao.

Ang PUTANGINA System, gaya ng nabanggit ko na, ay isang teorya lamang na nagmula sa margarine, asukal, tinapay, at isang buwan ng depression. Gaya ng lahat ng theories sa mathematics o kung saan mang specialization, kailangan muna itong mapatunayan bago masabing tama nga. Well, dahil walang scientific basis at hindi enough ang data ng PUTANGINA System para masupport ito, hindi na kinakailangang magpasa ng scientific paper sa kung saan mang scientific organization full of scientific people para mapatunayang totoo ang PUTANGINA System. Sa katunayan, isa lamang itong blog entry ng isang taong kakakain lamang ng spanish bread na mas maliit pa sa kanyang hinliliit.

Anyway, hindi ko pa lubusang naiintindihan ang PUTANGINA System, ngunit may mga findings ang aking study based on the cheapness of those spanish breads na nagtataka ako kung galing nga ba talagang Spain. Ang PUTANGINA System ay mainly composed of:

Self-Praise Apparatus (SPA)
Intelligence Utility (INUTIL)
Memory Retrieval and Application Engine (MEMORAPE)
Emotional Mechanism Utility (EMMY)

Emotional Board And Circuit-Breaking Synthesizer (EBACS)
Carnal Output Circuit Key (COCK)

Ang Self-Praise Apparatus
Mahalaga ang SPA. Malaki ang magiging damage sa self-esteem ng isang tao kung ito ay magiging erroneous. Ang pangunahing trabo ng SPA ay bigyan ang sarili ng maraming pat sa ulo o 'di naman kaya'y mga mahihinhing tapik sa balikat tuwing makakagawa ng isang bagay na maaari nang maipagmalaki sa ibang tao o miski sa sarili lang. Malaki ang nagagawa ng SPA sa ego ng isang tao dahil pinananatiling recognized ng SPA ang achievements ng isang tao, whether nadiskubre niya ang lunas sa cancer, nasagot niya ang lahat ng tanong sa programming varsity, o sa simpleng pagtatasa ng lapis o nasagot niya ng tama ang tanong sa history ni Miss Isa. Lalong tumataas ang pressure sa SPA tuwing makakasama ang isang tao na efficient ang INUTIL.

Ang Intelligence Utility
Paiba-iba ang INUTIL sa bawat tao. Iba't ibang klase rin ang INUTIL ng bawat tao. Ang INUTIL ng iba ay sobrang efficient na kaya nilang magmajor sa Computer Science at Applied Math in Finance na parehong honors courses. Ang INUTIL efficiency naman ng iba ay lumalabas sa kanilang mga obrang ikahihiya ni Mona Lisa, o sa mga kantang tumutunaw sa mga puso ng mga tagapakinig nito. Ngunit mas mahalaga pa rin ang SPA kung ikukumpara sa INUTIL dahil ang mga taong efficient ang SPA ay madaling maappease ang mga kagustuhan at kadalasan ay mapagkumbaba. Kuntento na ang mga taong maganda ang takbo ng SPA sa mga small things in life.

Ang Memory Retrieval and Application Engine
Ang MEMORAPE ang namamahala sa lahat ng memory retrievals, memory applications, at memory queries. Ang main component ng MEMORAPE ay ang hippocampus. Ang MEMORAPE ang nagsosort ng lahat ng alaala ayon na rin sa mga categories: academics, name-face recognition, mga telephone number ni Mr./Ms.X, mga nangyari kanina, mga nangyari kahapon, yung poem na minemorize mo, yung readings mo sa history, schedule mo, schedule niya, schedule nating lahat, at yung ginawa mo nung isang araw na hindi mo makakalimutan ever. Basta. Ang MEMORAPE ang namamahala sa lahat ng may kinalaman sa memory. To enhance the efficiency of MEMORAPE, uminom dapat ang isang tao ng Sustagen Premium at kumain ng leafy vegetables (although not tested, testers are most welcome).

Ang Emotional Mechanism Utility (Redundant)
Si EMMY ang namamahala sa emotional processes ng PUTANGINA System. Lahat ng mga processes na nararamdaman ng dibdib at puso ang pinakikialaman ni EMMY. Kung ang isang tao ay nagdadalamhati, nagluluksa dahil namatay ang kanyang kuko sa left hinlalaki, high dahil suminghot ng rugby, masaya dahil kasama ang lovey-dovey, asar dahil nakita ang batch loser noong high school, o hindi naman kaya'y simpleng masaya lang, si EMMY ang may gawa. May output din ang SPA kay EMMY: ang feeling ng contentment at simple happiness ay kadalasang dahil sa isang efficient na SPA na nirirelay ni EMMY ang sinasabi.

Ang
Emotional Board And Circuit-Breaking Synthesizer
Paminsan, masyadong naooverwhelm ang system ni EMMY dahil sa severe depression or extreme mania. Dito na papasok ang role ng EBACS. Ito ang nagsisilbing fuse sa sistema ni EMMY. Pinuputol nito ang current state ni EMMY kung nakita nito na masyado nang peligroso ang lagay ni EMMY. Iba-iba ang danger zone ng EBACS ng bawat tao, at iba-iba rin ang recovery time ng EBACS. Kung hindi efficient ang lahat ng mga naunang systems, sobrang bagal ng recovery time ng EBACS. There is such person na isang buwan na, hindi pa rin normal, pero gusto na niyang maging normal, pero hindi niya magawa dahil napakaerroneous ng kanyang EBACS.

Ang Carnal Output Circuit Key
Kung efficient ang COCK ng isang tao, malibog siya. Horny, ika nga. Sa tingin ko, self-explanatory na ang COCK kaya hindi ko na ipapaliwanag pa.

Dahil ongoing ang research tungkol sa PUTANGINA System, malamang, hindi pa masyadong accurate ang mga detalye ng bawat parte nito. Malamang, hindi pa nadidiskubre ang lahat ng parte nito.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Tong-its

Meron kang dos, tres, singko, at sais ng diamonds. Nasa iyo ang dalawang itim na king. Meron kang tatlong dyis. Meron ka rin namang jack of hearts at queen of diamonds. Dahil ikaw ang taya, meron kang two of hearts.

Ayos. Panalo ka na.

Binaba mo ang queen of diamonds. Pinulot ito ng iyong katabi, ibinaba ang tatlong queen, at saka nagtapon ng isang king. Hindi ka nawalan ng pag-asa dahil meron pang isang king, ang king of hearts, na baka sakaling ibaba ng iyong katabi o 'di naman kaya'y maswerteng mabunot mo. Bumunot ang nasa kaliwa mo, at ibinaba ang seven of clubs. Hindi mo iyon kailangan. Bumunot ka habang ipinagdarasal na king of hearts o kaya'y four of diamonds ang iyong makuha. Four nga ang nakuha mo, pero four of hearts naman. Peste. Masyado yatang matindi ang iyong pagdarasal at ibinigay nga pareho. Itinapon mo ang jack of hearts dahil sampung puntos din yun kung saka-sakaling walang makatapos.

Nagpatuloy ang laro niyo. Marami nang natayong bahay. Naroon na ang nine of hearts, clubs, at spades, ang tatlong queen, ibinaba mo na ang iyong tatlong ten. Nakababa na rin ang dos, tres, at kwatro ng clubs, ang five hanggang seven of diamonds, ang alas, dos, at tres ng spades, at ang ten, jack, at queen of spades. Iniisip mo ang iyong gagawin dahil manipis na ang bunutan. Iduduktong mo ba ang iyong king of spades at itatapon ang king of clubs? O hihintayin mo ang king of hearts na baka sakaling makuha mo pa? Pero namomoblema ka pa rin sa iyong butas na straight flush. Nawawala pa ang four of diamonds. Bumunot ka. Ayun! Four of diamonds! Ayos ka na. Panalo ka na. Umandar na ang iyong self-praise apparatus dahil kaunti na lang, panalo ka na. Kailangan mo na lang nung high-risk card na yun.

Pero nagdalawang isip ka. Matatapos na kasi ang laban.

Itinapon mo yung king of clubs. Hindi mo binaba ang iyong straight flush dahil gusto mong ipitin ang mga kalaban mo. Ang natitira na lang sa iyo ay yung six of spades na nabunot mo kanina at yung two of hearts dahil ikaw ang taya. Yung nasa kanan mo na. Bumunot siya. Nagulat ka sa dami ng kanyang ibinaba, pero may naiwang dalawang baraha sa kanyang kamay. Napansin mo rin na idinuktong niya ang five of spades. Ayos. Two of hearts na lang ang problema mo. Ganun din ang nangyari dun sa nakaupo sa kaliwa mo. Isa na lang ang hawak niyang baraha. Ikaw na ang bubunot. Nadama mong iisa na lang ang nasa bunutan. Pinulot mo iyon at tiningnan.

Ang king of hearts.

Sana, hindi mo idinuktong ang king of spades at hindi itinapon ang king of clubs. Tong-its ka sana. Naisip mo na sayang ang final draw tong-its. Pero ayos lang, two lang naman ang magiging score mo. Itinapon mo ang king of hearts na iyon habang paulit-ulit mong sinasabi na sayang. Sayang, sayang, sayang talaga.

Show time na.

Idinuktong nung nasa kaliwa mo ang eight of diamonds. Ace of diamonds ang naiwan sa kanya. Naipit siya dahil sa iyo. Akala mo isa na lang ang baraha niya, yun pala, dalawa pa.

Idinuktong nung nasa kanan mo ang nine of diamonds. Ace of hearts ang naiwan sa kanya.

Wala kang nagawa. Malas ka lang talaga.



Ang buhay ay isang malaking laro ng tong-its na kung saan nakataya ang lahat. Paminsan akala mong panalo ka na ngunit sa huli, talo ka. Pero higit na mas importante na nakita mong ginawa mo ang lahat para maging matagumpay ka kaysa sa manalo.

Pero kung nakataya ang lahat, makikita mo bang mas importante iyon?

Matagal na akong hindi nagtotong-its. Hindi bumaba sa sampung laro ng tong-its ang nalalaro ko dati tuwing lunch o 'di naman kaya'y may break na sobrang haba na nakakabobo na ang pagtunganga at nakakasabaw na ng utak ang pagtulog.

So wala na akong buhay? Ganun ba?