SERVER A: MT. SHASTA
Eh? Why the heck is this in our choices? Of course this should be always online. This is our primary server anyways.
Well, this server can cause a problem to balloon up into immeasurable proportions. It does not relieve anyway at all the traffic our system usually receives everyday. Emotions, academics, fatigue... Imagine the pressure, Arenne. I'm amazed that the system hasn't exploded with all that stress.
Well, this is still the primary server Zweihander. Closing this would like close everything else, right?
Well, this server can cause a problem to balloon up into immeasurable proportions. It does not relieve anyway at all the traffic our system usually receives everyday. Emotions, academics, fatigue... Imagine the pressure, Arenne. I'm amazed that the system hasn't exploded with all that stress.
Well, this is still the primary server Zweihander. Closing this would like close everything else, right?
Isn't that what you want anyway?
SERVER STATUS: ONLINE
SERVER B: KATIPUNAN AVENUE
Well I have to say that this one shouldn't be closed.
Yes, totally. School can be a diversion for all that traffic you were talking about earlier. The system like studied for 5 hours a while ago. Wow. The system inspection by the History Department must be very thorough.
I don't like the system's school. Full of rich bastards who talk nothing about real life. Pathetic people. I should do a Meteor Assault right in the middle of those pathetic losers.
Well, this is for the future of our system. Do you agree?
Yes. I can see its effort to study well. It will be sad to see all that effort go to waste.
Whatever.
Yes, totally. School can be a diversion for all that traffic you were talking about earlier. The system like studied for 5 hours a while ago. Wow. The system inspection by the History Department must be very thorough.
I don't like the system's school. Full of rich bastards who talk nothing about real life. Pathetic people. I should do a Meteor Assault right in the middle of those pathetic losers.
Well, this is for the future of our system. Do you agree?
Yes. I can see its effort to study well. It will be sad to see all that effort go to waste.
Whatever.
SERVER STATUS: ONLINE
SERVER C: BLOCK N
Wow. Very intriguing server.
Yes. This is like one of the most active servers in our system. But something happened recently that rattled the system. Other servers were severely disturbed.
Close it then.
But this one supports B. It can be dangerous if we just turn this one off.
Well, let's see then if this would continue to affect other servers. Let's leave this on for the meanwhile.
Yes. This is like one of the most active servers in our system. But something happened recently that rattled the system. Other servers were severely disturbed.
Close it then.
But this one supports B. It can be dangerous if we just turn this one off.
Well, let's see then if this would continue to affect other servers. Let's leave this on for the meanwhile.
SERVER STATUS: ONLINE
SERVER D: ARTIST
This isn't a problem at all. This server isn't used very frequently. I'll vote to close this one.
But the system plans to paint his canvas shoes!
Then open it when he actually does paint it. Tch, really pathetic.
But the previous drawings of the system were hawt.
Uh, okay Arenne.
But the system plans to paint his canvas shoes!
Then open it when he actually does paint it. Tch, really pathetic.
But the previous drawings of the system were hawt.
Uh, okay Arenne.
SERVER STATUS: OFFLINE
SERVER E: PS2 GAMER
Warriors Orochi!
Warriors Orochi!
Pathetic. The system doesn't even have his own PS2. I feel sorry for the guy who's lending him his.
Well, the server needs this to divert his attention. Besides, after tomorrow, his academic requirements won't be as heavy.
He has plans of actually buying one you know.
Warriors Orochi!
Pathetic. The system doesn't even have his own PS2. I feel sorry for the guy who's lending him his.
Well, the server needs this to divert his attention. Besides, after tomorrow, his academic requirements won't be as heavy.
He has plans of actually buying one you know.
SERVER STATUS: ONLINE
SERVER F: OSU! BEATMAP CREATOR
Hm. I don't know about this one.
This is another diversion. Leave it on.
But E is on. This one might probably be left out.
Close it then.
Well I guess there won't be any harm in leaving it open.
Just open it when he actually creates one, just like D. We need to save resources as much as we can.
This is another diversion. Leave it on.
But E is on. This one might probably be left out.
Close it then.
Well I guess there won't be any harm in leaving it open.
Just open it when he actually creates one, just like D. We need to save resources as much as we can.
SERVER STATUS: OFFLINE
SERVER G: ESSENCE RO
The system hasn't accessed this one for a week.
I've noticed that too. His friends left him alone over there. So much for his +4 Strenuous Black Leather Boots that he worked so hard to get.
Pathetic.
SERVER STATUS: OFFLINE
SERVER H: COMPSAT
Another one.
Well, they are a happy bunch of people.
Well, the system does not access this one unless he's on C.
Pathetic. I'll close this one. Easy decision, no point in making this any longer.
SERVER STATUS: OFFLINE
SERVER I: INTROVERT
But the system likes being an introvert, doesn't he?
Yeah. And even if he doesn't, he can't stop it. Every time the system goes idle, his whole life flashes before his eyes. Well, I can't blame him. Sometimes he's with everyone he knows, but deep inside, he isn't present.
Hmph. He never solves his problems, does he?
Well, he's having a difficult time facing them. So the server just diverts everything elsewhere until the server traffic lowers to a tolerable level. But the problem is that traffic the server is diverting increases exponentially.
But if we turn this server off, won't the system be better?
Let's give it a try then. Zweihander tries to turn off this server. What? I can't turn it off!
Pathetic. What is the problem?
There is an error somewhere. I can't quite figure where.
Let me try then. Arenne casts Blessing on herself. INT, STR, DEX +10.
After an hour
Let's just leave this open. It seems that the system isn't allowing us to turn this server off.
Oh well.
Hmph. What an ass.
Yeah. And even if he doesn't, he can't stop it. Every time the system goes idle, his whole life flashes before his eyes. Well, I can't blame him. Sometimes he's with everyone he knows, but deep inside, he isn't present.
Hmph. He never solves his problems, does he?
Well, he's having a difficult time facing them. So the server just diverts everything elsewhere until the server traffic lowers to a tolerable level. But the problem is that traffic the server is diverting increases exponentially.
But if we turn this server off, won't the system be better?
Let's give it a try then. Zweihander tries to turn off this server. What? I can't turn it off!
Pathetic. What is the problem?
There is an error somewhere. I can't quite figure where.
Let me try then. Arenne casts Blessing on herself. INT, STR, DEX +10.
After an hour
Let's just leave this open. It seems that the system isn't allowing us to turn this server off.
Oh well.
Hmph. What an ass.
SERVER STATUS: ONLINE
SERVER J: BLOG TYPE 1
Catharsis is good. Just look at him post!
Whatever. His posts are full of resentment.
I'll leave this one on. It is good that the server is able to tell his own self about what is happening inside of him. Pretty weird, huh?
He's weird anyway.
Well, if it helps our system in any way possible, then we have no reason to turn it off.
Whatever. His posts are full of resentment.
I'll leave this one on. It is good that the server is able to tell his own self about what is happening inside of him. Pretty weird, huh?
He's weird anyway.
Well, if it helps our system in any way possible, then we have no reason to turn it off.
SERVER STATUS: ONLINE
SERVER K: BLOG TYPE 2
He wanted to hurl when he visited someone's blog.
Because he's a weakling.
Why did the server want to vomit?
I said, because he's a weakling, damnit.
I don't know. Maybe because he realized something on the post he accessed.
Which post was it?
Arenne casts Angelus. Party's DEF+50%
Arenne casts Assumptio on Zweihander, Levantine, and herself. Damage Taken reduced to 1/2
What the heck, do you really need to do that?
Arenne casts Warp Portal. Zweihander, Levantine, and Arenne goes to the page the system read.
Arenne casts Warp Portal again after they read whatever is there.
See? Geez, I feel nauseous even with Angelus and Assumptio on.
Arenne casts Recovery on Zweihander, Levantine, and herself. Abnormal statuses are healed
Oh my. I feel sorry for our server.
Pathetic.
So? Are we keeping this one on or off?
Close it, damnit. If a weakling like him can't stand realities like that, then better close this one before he actually hurls on his keyboard.
Because he's a weakling.
Why did the server want to vomit?
I said, because he's a weakling, damnit.
I don't know. Maybe because he realized something on the post he accessed.
Which post was it?
Arenne casts Angelus. Party's DEF+50%
Arenne casts Assumptio on Zweihander, Levantine, and herself. Damage Taken reduced to 1/2
What the heck, do you really need to do that?
Arenne casts Warp Portal. Zweihander, Levantine, and Arenne goes to the page the system read.
Arenne casts Warp Portal again after they read whatever is there.
See? Geez, I feel nauseous even with Angelus and Assumptio on.
Arenne casts Recovery on Zweihander, Levantine, and herself. Abnormal statuses are healed
Oh my. I feel sorry for our server.
Pathetic.
So? Are we keeping this one on or off?
Close it, damnit. If a weakling like him can't stand realities like that, then better close this one before he actually hurls on his keyboard.
SERVER STATUS: OFFLINE
SERVER L: SECRET SERVER
The system announced that this server will be closed. He calls this one his "house" or something.
What the fuck! Why did he use my name! That bastard! Levantine attacks system with Sonic Blow. System takes 8888 points of damage. System faints.
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?! Arenne casts Resurrection on system. Zweihander casts Gloria Domini on Levantine. Levantine takes 2000 points of damage and SP is reduced by 60%. Arenne casts Lex Divina on Levantine, effectively shutting him up.
Jeez. He thought of that name even before you existed. Sometimes you can be a real pain Levantine. Just keep it cool.
Levantine uses a panacea. Shut up.
Well, I just remembered now. The system isn't going to that "house" or whatever he terms it because he is avoiding someone. When he was really down and frequented that place, that person was always there and talked to our system.
And then?
Maybe that person has bad breath. I won't blame him.
Whatever, Levantine. He fell for that person. He found the person to be "kind."
"Kind?" Wow. What a situation. Isn't this the same reason why the system is isolating himself terribly?
It is.
Hmph. Hope the computer of that person gets fixed so that that person has no more reason to communicate with our system.
I feel bad for our system. I mean, why does this have to happen to him?
What the fuck! Why did he use my name! That bastard! Levantine attacks system with Sonic Blow. System takes 8888 points of damage. System faints.
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?! Arenne casts Resurrection on system. Zweihander casts Gloria Domini on Levantine. Levantine takes 2000 points of damage and SP is reduced by 60%. Arenne casts Lex Divina on Levantine, effectively shutting him up.
Jeez. He thought of that name even before you existed. Sometimes you can be a real pain Levantine. Just keep it cool.
Levantine uses a panacea. Shut up.
Well, I just remembered now. The system isn't going to that "house" or whatever he terms it because he is avoiding someone. When he was really down and frequented that place, that person was always there and talked to our system.
And then?
Maybe that person has bad breath. I won't blame him.
Whatever, Levantine. He fell for that person. He found the person to be "kind."
"Kind?" Wow. What a situation. Isn't this the same reason why the system is isolating himself terribly?
It is.
Hmph. Hope the computer of that person gets fixed so that that person has no more reason to communicate with our system.
I feel bad for our system. I mean, why does this have to happen to him?
SERVER STATUS: OFFLINE
4 comments:
astig ang pagkakasulat nito. natutuwa ako dahil na-decipher ko 'ung ibang parts...
good luck sa pagbabawas ng servers. hehe. ^^
Nadaig mo si Arenne. Hindi niya nahanap yung problema miski na may Blessing na siya.
Haha.
oh well, what can I say. I'm really observant. hehehe.
sama! la na gm ang infinity. OwO
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